Terminal Lance
© Comics Opinion About Archives Forum Store Contact « ‹ ∞ › » MAXIMILIAN Creator Terminal Lance #114 “Myths and Legends IV” March 18, 2011 Every Lance Corporal in the Marine Corps has heard of LCpl Schmuckatelli. He’s the same Lance Corporal that you’ve heard in every safety brief, every ass chewing and every straight talk. This is the Lance Corporal responsible for everything wrong in the Marine Corps, he’s the very reason every regulation exists– because Lance Corporal Schmuckatelli went out into town and fucked it up for everyone else. For those of you outside of our little secret club here, Schmuckatelli is a generic name used by higher-ups to describe any hypothetical Lance Corporal that goes and makes an ass of himself. It doesn’t matter what he’s doing this or next weekend, but I can guarantee he’s doing something stupid. So remember, the next time your libo gets secured or you think it’s stupid that you need a battle buddy to go to the store–remember, you have Lance Corpor...